eating season

The period of time from Thanksgiving (or perhaps as early as Halloween depending on regional traditions) until Super Bowl Sunday, where every event involves an outrageous volume of food and everyone gets hugely fat.

I’m up two pants sizes since the start of eating season. I really have to dial it back. Wanna go grab a burger?

by Captain Walleye December 20, 2018

Eat a brick

equivalent to saying what your saying is nonsense. gonna get real meta when people start carrying around bricks and shoving them up your loud mouth.

oh, please eat a brick, ill even put ketchup on it!

by Snowtree October 9, 2020

eat ass

The act of licking or shoving your tongue inside of a person's anus.

"do you eat ass?"

by GayRetardIan June 25, 2016

eat bees

"eat bees" is an interchangeable and very complex statement. In some conventions it can be used as an insult or rude alternative to the much more common phrase go fuck yourself

However in other ways it can be used as a polite way of parting ways with someone

Eample A:

Kyle:Ur mom gae!
Evan: Go eat bees

Example B:

Nicole:It was nice meeting you! Hope we can hang out again!
Wesley:Same to you, I hope you eat many bees in your life!

by saucegod5000 June 2, 2018

Eat that ham

Suck my dick

Tell her she can eat that ham; BITCH eat that ham for the fam!

by Luv Rojo August 26, 2013

dick eating

when somebody is extra hype about with you're doing, someone is copying off of you

"Keisha went and got those sneakers I got yesterday...She dick eating."

also see: dick eater

by Isatta July 23, 2004

eat ass

To lick AND tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person.

I eat ass.

by John Robert Smith May 12, 2018