Urban Dickfairy

Someone who uses the "Urban Dictionary Word of the Day" every single day. In most situations the word is misused because the person is in such a rush to say it.

Lila: I can't stand days like today. It's like I'm on the strugglebus.

Brittney: Quit being an urban dickfairy. You steal the word of the day on a daily basis.

by Zgregabro July 27, 2015

constipated duckface

when you try to do the duckface for a selfie, but you have to take a dump

Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite

Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho

Sonia: Constipated duckface!

by djtimyd May 1, 2018