Dib jit

A word used to describe someone as a dip shit but they don't deserve correct spelling because they are a dib jit.

Jamal: Johnny, you're so small! laughs*
Johnny: Fuck you, you dib jit.

by TheWhiteSwan June 24, 2021

Ringtone Dibs

When one roommate claims a specific ringtone and forbids other roommates from using that same ringtone.

"It sucks because I just got a new iPhone and my roommate has ringtone dibs on the only hip ringtone>'

by mesaratsrule December 29, 2009

Dibbing & dabbing

Dibbing and dabbing is the act of using drugs now and again, here and there.

Dibbing & dabbing: "Well, I been out dibbing and dabbing a bit so got no scratch today."

by HotJohnnie January 16, 2024

dibs aren't in tune

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.

Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.

by isntit November 21, 2011

foreign dibs

foreign countries knowing about another country’s whereabouts because they have more people working on intelligence computers than us.

The foreign dibs left the superpower without an advantage in their economy.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018

fist dibs

An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.

Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.

by emalonez June 15, 2018

Shnib-Dib

a little bit of something

can i get a Shnib-Dib of that pizza?

by SkeezinRoundTown December 16, 2005