dibs aren't in tune

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.

Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.

by isntit November 21, 2011

Safety dibs shotgun

Safety dibs shotgun is a tool used to claim your position in the front seat. This tool must be heard by the driver and expires after 5 minutes.

Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun

Driver: who’s got shotgun
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️

by poor kid 53 January 3, 2024

Dibbing & dabbing

Dibbing and dabbing is the act of using drugs now and again, here and there.

Dibbing & dabbing: "Well, I been out dibbing and dabbing a bit so got no scratch today."

by HotJohnnie January 16, 2024

Dib

An alliteration of the words Dumb Ignorant Black

You are a Dib
Yall are some Dibs
I hate Dibs
i am a Dib
why are you a dib

by Nickeh64 January 21, 2024

fist dibs

An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.

Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.

by emalonez June 15, 2018

Dib stick

A Dib Stick is when someone forms their finger into a nuckle and penetrates it into the anal region of someone’s body causeing an immense sensation of both pleasure and pain.

Man, I just dib sticked that ass.

by Dib Stick July 28, 2018

A-dibs

A-DIBS
More powerful than claim or dibs or even clibs

A-dibs over takes any type of dibs

I dibs that song

Yeah but I a-dibs it sooo....

by A-DIBS a lot January 28, 2019