John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy

I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life

by Shira November 1, 2020

John Cena

Who's that? Never seen him before.

:D "Yo bro, have you heard about this John Cena guy?"
:P "John Cena? Who's that? Never seen him before."

by SNOU January 18, 2022

John cena

Big fat man

THE BIG FAT MAN JOHN CENA

by Elijah: Alanah is da best May 2, 2022

The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

G-Cena

A sex position in which you lie back with your legs resting on each of your partner’s shoulders then he picks you up and transitions into attitude adjustment and slams you onto the bed

I can barely feel my back, John G-Cenad me and I busted my back.

I paralyzed my wife by doing the G-Cena on the balcony. I couldn’t see where I was about to yeet her.

by TheFlyingEncyclopedia June 23, 2021

John Cena

You can't see it.

"Look guys! It's John Cena!"
"Oh false alarm boys it's just a ghost."

by Sh1fted September 26, 2020

John Cena

-A wannabe dumb bully who insists no one can see him while in reality everybody can and shakes his right hand vertically as a taunt to check his victim's sighting power.
-A person dressed up as a bowl of Fruity Pebbles according to Dwayne Johnson "The Rock"
-A part time wrestler who appears more on Total Divas than Raw and Smackdown
-A meme that died but keeps coming back

Dan: And his name is "John CEEEEEEEENAAAAA!!!"
David: "John Cena"?!! seriously? C'mon man, that's a very old joke

by Mr.Warrior December 11, 2018