A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.
I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.
I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.
I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.
I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.
Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit
by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019
Get the Coach Caliendo mug.Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
by CJ Moose July 11, 2014
Get the Couch Coach mug.Student 1: did you see coach miller today? she looks bigger than usual!
Student 2: i know right? how is that fat cunt a gym teacher but has never once stepped in an actual gym her entire life, thats crazy.
Student 2: i know right? how is that fat cunt a gym teacher but has never once stepped in an actual gym her entire life, thats crazy.
by sexymami69420 May 14, 2023
Get the Coach Miller mug.An evil person who enjoys seeing his crew in pain. Directs towers to wake up at 4am and row in the freezing cold and in any condition and feel pain all over (especially on ergos) for the sake of him winning a pennant. Rowing coaches usually sit in tinnies rigged up while watching his crew freeze to death for pleasure.
by Robert john April 26, 2015
Get the rowing coach mug.1.) Some guy with a funny accent that just isn't cut out to say the word 'job'.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.
1.)Coach Z: "Oh, jeez...I'm just not cut out to say the word JOREARGB. How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tamarro?"
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.
by homestar fan July 15, 2003
Get the Coach Z mug.It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.
Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."
June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."
Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."
Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2010
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“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night”
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night”
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