Brian

Dumbass bitch

Stupid bitch that is brian

by Butts for days March 7, 2019

Brian

A very bad soccer player, very fat man, support tottenham hotspurs and has anger management issues.

Man1 : ' How's that new guy'
Man2 : ' He is a Brian, what a loser'

by Raman20010911 March 28, 2019

Brian

a worthless asshole who believes its ok to sleep another mans wife yet claims to be a true Christian

Did you hear what happend to jeff? Yeah he got a dose of brian and now his soon to.be ex wife is getting a dose from brian.

by Maybesometruthbehindit June 4, 2020

Brian

Brian like porter never knows when thew joke is over. He often can read the room and make a joke out of any situation. They can be borderline offensive but he does not give a fuck neither does he if you want to fuck with him. He is smart but hates the shit out of school. He is a visionary person who wants to help his country and the world. He has a giant dick like goddamn bitch at thirteen already an inch over the average grown man and has a six pack with massive biceps. He will make girls moan with his cock fingers or mouth. His favorite girl is bisexual and will fuck a girl for his birthday.

whos that on the corner it looks like a shes giving a brian to that dude i mean look how big it is.

by Datsavageboi69420 March 2, 2019

Brian

Brian is a bitch but is lovable sometimes and an asshole but it’s ok kinda, sometimes he’s a real dick and can make you wanna just blah but it’s wtv

Hey Brian ur kinda a dick sometimes

by Weirdome May 17, 2018

Brian

Brian is an interesting human. Brian is unusually tall with black hair and pale skin. He does not like germs and won't even give his closest friends birthday hugs. He goes to the gym often to try and get swole. He is very neat and has an orderly room. For some reason he might have a fan club but no one knows why. Brian likes to gossip and give people advice! Brian is a friend. Brian loves to be involved in relationships-but not his own.

Person: who's that person filming us through the bookcases?
Person #2: Oh that tall dude? that's just Brian!

by thedefinerofmanywords October 13, 2017

Brian

The realest and smoothest nigga in the classrooom on GOD. He ugly asf but Hella bitches want him and he don’t know that. He prolly get in hella trouble.

Brittany: omg I wanna fuck Brian so badly
Lisa: sameeeeee. OH SHIT HE COMING THIS WAY
Brian: what’s good
Brittany: ew don’t talk to us

by LOngschlong2000 December 2, 2018