Brian

Is commonly salty

Dude, Brian is straight up a salt mine.

by qazpl,wsxokmedcijnrfvuhb March 1, 2019

Brian

The realest and smoothest nigga in the classrooom on GOD. He ugly asf but Hella bitches want him and he don’t know that. He prolly get in hella trouble.

Brittany: omg I wanna fuck Brian so badly
Lisa: sameeeeee. OH SHIT HE COMING THIS WAY
Brian: what’s good
Brittany: ew don’t talk to us

by LOngschlong2000 December 2, 2018

Brian

A very bad soccer player, very fat man, support tottenham hotspurs and has anger management issues.

Man1 : ' How's that new guy'
Man2 : ' He is a Brian, what a loser'

by Raman20010911 March 28, 2019

Brian

A name. He’ll probably be that weirdo at your school who’s obsessed with chickens. He may or may not be dating a chicken.

Guy 1: Do you know Brian?
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.

Guy 1: I should have never asked ....

by Your local weirdo October 14, 2018

Brian

Brian

Brian

by Dreamz3277 December 3, 2020

Brian

Brian is an interesting human. Brian is unusually tall with black hair and pale skin. He does not like germs and won't even give his closest friends birthday hugs. He goes to the gym often to try and get swole. He is very neat and has an orderly room. For some reason he might have a fan club but no one knows why. Brian likes to gossip and give people advice! Brian is a friend. Brian loves to be involved in relationships-but not his own.

Person: who's that person filming us through the bookcases?
Person #2: Oh that tall dude? that's just Brian!

by thedefinerofmanywords October 13, 2017

Brian

a worthless asshole who believes its ok to sleep another mans wife yet claims to be a true Christian

Did you hear what happend to jeff? Yeah he got a dose of brian and now his soon to.be ex wife is getting a dose from brian.

by Maybesometruthbehindit June 4, 2020