Brian like porter never knows when thew joke is over. He often can read the room and make a joke out of any situation. They can be borderline offensive but he does not give a fuck neither does he if you want to fuck with him. He is smart but hates the shit out of school. He is a visionary person who wants to help his country and the world. He has a giant dick like goddamn bitch at thirteen already an inch over the average grown man and has a six pack with massive biceps. He will make girls moan with his cock fingers or mouth. His favorite girl is bisexual and will fuck a girl for his birthday.
by Datsavageboi69420 March 2, 2019
Get the Brianmug. 
The realest and smoothest nigga in the classrooom on GOD. He ugly asf but Hella bitches want him and he don’t know that. He prolly get in hella trouble.
Brittany: omg I wanna fuck Brian so badly
Lisa: sameeeeee. OH SHIT HE COMING THIS WAY
Brian: what’s good
Brittany: ew don’t talk to us
Lisa: sameeeeee. OH SHIT HE COMING THIS WAY
Brian: what’s good
Brittany: ew don’t talk to us
by LOngschlong2000 December 2, 2018
Get the Brianmug. by qazpl,wsxokmedcijnrfvuhb March 1, 2019
Get the Brianmug. by Raman20010911 March 28, 2019
Get the Brianmug. A name. He’ll probably be that weirdo at your school who’s obsessed with chickens. He may or may not be dating a chicken.
Guy 1: Do you know Brian?
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.
Guy 1: I should have never asked ....
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.
Guy 1: I should have never asked ....
by Your local weirdo October 14, 2018
Get the Brianmug.