beezer

A socially inept person of paleolithic decent. The Beezer attacks at will and is cunning in her attempts to blend well with her surroundings but still manages to stand out. Sightings of the Beezer are few and far such as that of the Sasquach or el Chupacabra where as once you have seen "it" you cannot get "it" away. Stories arise primarily from folklore and myth, where as the Beezer does in fact Exist.

Look at the Beezer!!!

The Beezer sneezed on me.

I just gave the Beezer IDB in my VW after a BJ.

by RHS Alumni February 7, 2005

shmeeze beeze a creeze!

to smoke marijuana and in effect become inebreated. Smoke a bowl, Get lit, and so on.

steve walks up to brandon and says "I need a shmeeze beeze a creeze! You down?

by B - DUB October 5, 2006

beejeebee

the act of 2 girls giving 1 guy a bj at the same time or switching off.

He got a beejeebee in 2008.

by sexydivas December 1, 2010

Shado-beeee

Word to be used in lieu of shit. Excellent to use when trying not to cuss.
(n) 1. a pile of shit 2. worthless junk and/or pointless things. "This watch is a piece of shado-beeee". 3. A great word to say repeditively without other people getting mad at you for cussing. "What is this shado-beeee all over the floor?". "the dog took a shado-beeee"
(v) to take a crap.

"pick up your shado-beeee!".

"You are so full of Shado-beeee!"

by ClovesV August 22, 2011

beezley

a person who eats human fecal matter. plain and simple

Be sure to flush the toilet, Harrison's a total beezley. He might eat the shit out of the toilet.

by Johnny Tremain February 29, 2008

beezer

Nickname James Brolin gives wife-famous singer and actress Barbra Streisand due to her unusual nose.

"Dat Beezer is like buttah!'

by streisand's teen fan August 4, 2009

Beeteedubbs

Alternate way of saying 'By The Way.' Probably the best neologism this side of ceiling cat's reign.

Oh, Beeteedubbs, you're on dinner tonight, so...

by Daniel Nesszzor March 25, 2009