jackhammer

Commonly known as Hansen, Hardcore, or Destructor. Is tricky and requires you to get on top. Characteristics include a rhythmic pounding and a peculiar knowledge of aquatic life.

1. When going to the bars, Hansen likes to turn on the charms of the Jackhammer.
2. The Jackhammer is tricky like that, sometimes you gotta climb on top and ride it out

by Goose81 July 18, 2003

jackhammer

The heavy weapon of the New Conglomerate in the PC game Planetside. The Jackhammer is a three-barrled fast firing shotgun that is commonly used as a frontal assualt weapon.

I owned that noob with my Jackhammer.

by DarkFusion April 14, 2004

jackhammering

when you're fisting a girl in the vagina and anus at the same time. (i.e. like you're using a jackhammer)

JB: dude, where we're you last night?
Dani: jackhammering yer mam lol
Dani: i got in there right up to the elbows

by unquestioned_answers September 26, 2006

jackhammering

when you do someones mom wet style with some mayo and a crowbar and you put the juice in their ear

dude i put my jackhammering juice in your moms ear it was fucking awsome

by augdizl February 3, 2004

Jackhammer Spank

Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank to the balls.

"I wasn't expecting her to pull a Jackhammer Spank on me last night."

by Imperial Lady October 21, 2008

banhammer

To ban thousands of people because of cheating,spamming, hacking or just being plain dumb.

Blizzard is dropping the Banhammer on 4,000 accounting because these users are messing up the game.

by Jigglypuff May 13, 2006

blackhammered

occurs when one is completely and undefiantly blacked out under the circumstances of a virtually unlimited supply of alcohol in an applicable terminable room containing the circumstances around the terminology.

Person 1: "Dude why is kevin shouting "butt condom" repeatedly?: Person 2: "Wow, he must REALLY be like blackhammered!?! AM I RITE!?!"

by Sirkevinsirwin March 29, 2011