by isuckatpseudonyms June 24, 2021
by N8_the_GR8_3603 January 11, 2019
While vacationing in Russia you fuck a chick with a super hairy box. After you shoot your load all over her giant bush pour a generous amount of Stolytchna vodka on your cock and slide your meat under her hairy armpit and fuck it until you erupt like the cooling rods at Chernobyl.
by Rooster7395 December 23, 2020
National Armpit day is the day where you tackle your partner’s armpit hair to show them you love them.
by kalythebanana March 08, 2023
Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).
"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."
by Sparky_030 March 07, 2017
by The factory workers May 25, 2022
by W3tarMmmPit March 18, 2014