Almost

Saddest word in the whole world

He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost made it.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.

by UR<3 December 4, 2021

almost

the sadest word in the dictionary, you were about to have something but it didn’t work out.

Friend: Did you guys date?
Friend 2: almost, but then they lost feelings

by mike oke October 22, 2019

almost halfway there

used when hiking to answer someone's dumb question of "are we there yet"

"are we there yet?"
"we are almost halfway there."

by SchizNoFriendia March 23, 2021

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

Almost Threesome

A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.

I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me

by Zapper619 September 3, 2022

Almost

An excuse you use to get out of being late for something
OR just a fancy way to say no without disappointing the other person

*stares at gps that says it will be another hour*
(To somebody) “Oh yeah, we’re almost there!”
*Thinking that they’re gonna be hella late*

by DioegoBrandoIsHOTTTTTT October 29, 2021