almost naked animal

An almost naked animal is someone who has almost been fully exposed.

Dude we have nearly exposed him for who he truly is. Right now he's an almost naked animal

by Maya Kim May 28, 2018

almost in love

the feeling of falling for someone but not being ready to admit being "in love".

I'm almost in love with that guy.

by kkpandypants December 31, 2014

almost-everything

They have a special way of dealing with you and you're sure they will always be there for you. They are your support and you can count on them . When troubled times face you, you feel secure because you have them.
But like, you're not in love or anything...

"pheebs, you're my almost-everything."

by yinyang4 January 22, 2020

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover March 26, 2016

almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.

“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”

by so.outrageous March 15, 2024

Almost Hadhim

A woman who's almost married. maybe even had a few kids by the guy she wanted to marry....but never married.

Julia has three kids by Jason. She wanted to marry him but never did. Julia is a Almost Hadhim

by harryjohnson79635 August 07, 2023

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022