Almoster

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.

Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.

by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.

So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!

by Damage313 October 20, 2020

Almost always

Too close to always.

Up through the last day of 9-years-old I almost always wore my Boys Fruit Of The Loom Thick Double Blue Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.

by FrroRdn November 26, 2024

liquidity almost children

Cum

"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"

by Mc_Lovin_42090 May 2, 2018

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

Almost

Its feels like youre reaching out for something but loses it when you are almost there to reach it.

We Almost made it
I Almost did it
You Almost said it

by wealmostmadeit September 27, 2019

almost

Close to be doing it.

Until I was close to 10, without an almost, I couldn’t take off my undies!

by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020