When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.
Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
Get the Saharan Skiing Accidentmug. A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
by pulec June 25, 2017
Get the penis after 130960530 accidentsmug. by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
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If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Does Not Have The Accidents Of Spartanisimu < The High Priestess> They Are Dead To Me.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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i wouldn't invite stephen to the flatwarming party... i heard he has recently had an an alcohol accident - he shouched everywhere!
by tpig September 30, 2010
Get the alcohol accidentmug. you
Me: hey look papa, an accident is reading this right now :D
papa: no that's no accident... look at You 😅, your a disappointment
papa: no that's no accident... look at You 😅, your a disappointment
by LegendaryEv May 17, 2021
Get the accidentmug. So she was the one that hired the Navy Seal to off her brother and make it look like an accident, unless it was the same kind of misinformation from NPR that brought people news about a guy bringing tons of rat meat from Africa to sell to restaurants.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Accidentmug.