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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Happy accident

When you realize you nutted in the wrong whole while hitting from behind. Or if you fucked up while painting.
"Oh it seems we have accidently drawn a penis on the painting. Just a happy little accident we got here, almost a happy accident as when Jeff Epstein died
by TheTrueGod666 August 6, 2022
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Accident

You
Accident
by Funny_man69696969 December 22, 2021
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pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap
John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁
by Hoggg December 27, 2023
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Accident

You.
Mom: " You're a accident Billy, you faggot"
by An Accident May 8, 2017
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