Cummy mummy

Someone who wipes off their semen with toilet paper.

I'm such a cummy mummy :)

by Fart Smella May 4, 2022

mummy ducky

a non-rude word replacement for mother fucker.

"God hes being such a mummy ducky!"
"Don't be a mummy ducky!"

by LouiseMay December 26, 2008

scummy mummy

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.

Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.

by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009

Yummy Mummy

Sexy young mother, usually latin, who'll break your heart.

That Yummy Mummy don't need a Suga Bear, just step back and let her find whatever she needs to make herself and her kids happy.

by S.Bear..& Baby November 25, 2010

mummy poo

when a mother poos out of her ear right into her childs nose and then the child is aroused by the poo, the child then farts into the mothers mouth then causing her to lick her child all over!!

Omg.the other day my boyfriend/girlfriend did a mummy poo to me..it was sooo hot!

by kyah and holly July 6, 2008

Burrito Sized Mummy

A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one

Hey patna why dont you light up that burrito sized mummy you got rolled up

by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009

The Bloody Mummy

You cum all over a girl's face,wrap her head in toilet paper,and when she yells?PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!

the bloody mummy.....similar to the gorilla face,or angry dragon.But just in time for Halloween.Have fun kids!

by Denman75 September 23, 2009