Brian

a worthless asshole who believes its ok to sleep another mans wife yet claims to be a true Christian

Did you hear what happend to jeff? Yeah he got a dose of brian and now his soon to.be ex wife is getting a dose from brian.

by Maybesometruthbehindit June 4, 2020

Brian

Motherfucker who has a crush on Nora.

Ahh he's such a brian.

by uffergang June 10, 2018

Brian

A person who is good and a goof like I said earlier.

Brian is a goof!

by Radioactive melons 🍉 February 24, 2019

Brian

Is commonly salty

Dude, Brian is straight up a salt mine.

by qazpl,wsxokmedcijnrfvuhb March 1, 2019

Brian

Brian

Brian

by Dreamz3277 December 3, 2020

Brian

A name. He’ll probably be that weirdo at your school who’s obsessed with chickens. He may or may not be dating a chicken.

Guy 1: Do you know Brian?
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.

Guy 1: I should have never asked ....

by Your local weirdo October 14, 2018

Brian

A very bad soccer player, very fat man, support tottenham hotspurs and has anger management issues.

Man1 : ' How's that new guy'
Man2 : ' He is a Brian, what a loser'

by Raman20010911 March 28, 2019