A Rob Joke

A joke or humorous passage that makes no sense and/or isn't even relevant to the subject of choice.
Usually involves no level of humor what so ever.

A Rob Joke:
"I'll just eat my tea at mine.. then at yours, hmmm, your house is my new home <3"
*Looking at a box of 'Vans' Trainers* "Bet you couldn't actually fit van's in there..."

by TraceyLOLOL September 2, 2010

Rob the Moose

When someone really needs to take a shit. The kind of shit that can't wait.

Will: I wish I could talk more Scotty, but I really gotta Rob the Moose!

by wreidk9 December 7, 2016

dizzy rob

its when you are spinning around without pants on when playing scrabble on your i-phone and get a triple word score with a z but get so excited and dizzy at the same time you fall over and spray diarrhea in the area and it gets into your long flowing hair

oh shit he just got zebra for the triple word score and beat me, i hope he ended up doing a dizzy rob

by triplewordscore May 22, 2011

Rob Thomasry

When Rob Thomas shows up and wrecks up the place

I demand an explanation for all this Rob Thomasry or I went to the Matchbox Twenty concert last night it was a bunch of Rob Thomasry.

by Blade288 May 12, 2011

Sneaky Rob

When you blow air into your girlfriends ass during a rim job and she farts back at you.

She loves it when I do the Sneaky Rob.

Will you give me a Sneaky Rob?

by Satan_Spice October 15, 2016

Robbing Men

Hes gonna wake up and be like WTF. YEAH CAUSE THE BITCH WAS A (T Word). Oh yeah, you want to f**k me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go back to this hotel," then drug and rob them.

Friend: Did you see Cardi B robbing men?
You: yes. She also drugs them too

by ChampagneBarbie March 5, 2021

Rowdy Rob

A man of rowdy proportions that is often too much to handle.

"Man that kid Rob Jonas is such a rowdy Rob - did you see him throw that fireball on Ryan Austin Green's bed?"

by critterrrrr November 23, 2009