Short ass mutherfuker
by reareamath69 August 11, 2019

Brian is an interesting human. Brian is unusually tall with black hair and pale skin. He does not like germs and won't even give his closest friends birthday hugs. He goes to the gym often to try and get swole. He is very neat and has an orderly room. For some reason he might have a fan club but no one knows why. Brian likes to gossip and give people advice! Brian is a friend. Brian loves to be involved in relationships-but not his own.
Person: who's that person filming us through the bookcases?
Person #2: Oh that tall dude? that's just Brian!
Person #2: Oh that tall dude? that's just Brian!
by thedefinerofmanywords October 13, 2017

by qazpl,wsxokmedcijnrfvuhb March 1, 2019

A name. He’ll probably be that weirdo at your school who’s obsessed with chickens. He may or may not be dating a chicken.
Guy 1: Do you know Brian?
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.
Guy 1: I should have never asked ....
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.
Guy 1: I should have never asked ....
by Your local weirdo October 14, 2018

by Raman20010911 March 28, 2019
