October 22

National slap a Logan day! 💀💕

Y/N: hey Logan can I slap you?
Logan: what nO!

Y/N but it’s October 22!
Logan: alright fine then

by Dumb.rat.hoe October 21, 2019

October 22

National tell that substitute that they missed Joe.

Substitute- is that all the students
Student- you missed Joe

Everyone else- :o
Subsitube- who's Joe?
Student- well, you wanna know who she is

Subsitube- yes, I care for all my students, but Joe is a she?
Student- her full name is Joe Mama

Substitute- I'm writing you an MIR, PS74, AND A CALL HOME!!!

!!Once in a lifetime chance- only in October 22!!

by Keith Nugget SHhh October 21, 2019

October 22

National make out day !!!! Grab a friend and smooch smooch in the nearest bathroom

“Yo I just made out with kylie!”
“NO FUCKIN WAY MY TURN BRO”
“I mean october 22 is national make out day!”

by Livinlikeslarry October 21, 2019

October 22

free hugs all day no questions asked. especially for Zac and Charlie

Charlie: hey you know what....
Zac: no what
Charlie: its October 22nd
Zac: what does that mean
Charlie: I can hug u, no questions asked
Zac: yay! my favorite day

by swaggygal04 October 21, 2019

October 22

Slap the kid who skipped school yesterday day. You can slap the midget looser who skipped school yesterday as much as you want without getting in trouble.

Ky:”why is everyone slapping me”
Everyone:”because It’s October 22 and you are a midget looser who missed school yesterday”

by Slangboi October 21, 2019

October 22

Slap the kid who missed school yesterday.

Ky:”why is everyone slapping me?”
Everyone:”because it is October 22 and you missed school yesterday!”

by Slangboi October 21, 2019

October 22

If you were born on July 22 you were a National nut day mistake

October 22was when you were consived

by Youlikedis October 21, 2019