Queer lever

Queer lever (alternatively called a queer stick) is quite simply a gay man‘s penis.

Example: Gay dog owner gets into his Hearse, takes the car out of neutral and then into first. What’s the twist? It wasn’t his gear stick….. it was his queer stick. He picks up the phone but jams his willy in the receiver. His dog, Beaver the Golden Retriever was unfortunately a meat eater, so the man’s jumbo sausage was promptly devoured by the jaws of this creature.

So the moral of the Example is: gay is the way but keep your pets at bay; a queer lever a day keeps the amnesia away.

by Aaron & Nina October 9, 2021

Queer Swamp

1. The act of eating the ass of someone that suffers from the condition of Swamp Ass.

2. a verb to describe the act of thoroughly emasculating another man in competitive play.

a. "dude i took that waiter home and queer swamped the shit out of him"

b. " Bro did you see how i queer swamped that guy in the last game."

by SuperCitizenSnips December 22, 2013

queer for beer

A drunk who will do anything for alcohol, more specifically beer. Most alcoholics wind up sucking cock for booze at one point or another in their lifetime.

Tom isn't normally a faggot but his alcohol problem makes him queer for beer between paychecks.

by Omegaman985 February 6, 2017

Business Queer

A person that holds their chromebook like a business person and looks like a queer

“OOOHHHH TEAM BUSINESS QUEERRRRRR”

by Business QUEERRRRRRRR October 15, 2017

queer mcqueerison

A name for someone who is very odd, or weird.

"I heard John cooks frogs while their alive!"

"He's a queer mcqueerison laddy"

by haroldwashismiddlename April 28, 2014

haggard queer

1) a homosexual who is so tired of searching for a gay mate that he gives up and marries a fat chick

-dude, matt is done searching for a gay mate...

-is that why he married that whore from michigan?

-yeah

-he is a haggard queer

by belly popper January 9, 2009

beer queer

n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual

Jose Contreras: When did Richie Cunningham convert from vaginaism??
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006