Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way saying, “If I accept your Friend Request please don’t do any creepy shit.”

I’ll tell you where I’m at on Social Media, but don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

suck my fuck

To deny a request from someone.
Can be used in the same way as the phrase, “eat my ass”, “suck my dick!”

WESTERN AUSTRALIA PREMIER: “all citizens will need to provide proof of third vaccination to be able to return to work.”

ME: “…suck my fuck”

by blue bic June 1, 2022

Picking my berries

It’s like popping a cherry.

“She’s picking my berries tonight!”

by Old Macdonald farms December 14, 2017

All up in my area

When someone gets involved with your life or business without any good reason.

Kevin: Jesus christ, Alvin has been annoying us all the time now!
William: Yeah, he really has been all up in my area too!

by ᵒᵏᵏᵏB) December 31, 2016

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.

Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist

by funnyest joke January 4, 2023

I lost my boob

Something said by an uncultured illetrate overgrown piglet like Nikolai

I lost my boob - Nikolai the first

by fucknikolai November 11, 2021