Cinnamon Toast Sacrificial Day

The day when you eat cinnamon toast crunch as a sacrifice to the cinnamon toast deities (or as an inside joke).

Cinnamon Toast Sacrificial Day is May 22nd

Jace! Remember, it's cinnamon toast sacrificial day!

by Enormous hand gab May 29, 2021

Gymdependance Day

The day when you officially quit the gym. No more locker room, No more sweaty bike saddle and No more bouncing man boobs.

Gymdependance Day only starts the day your payments stop and you are free.

"I stopped the payments and quit the gym, This is my Gymdependance Day!!"

by BenPunter July 13, 2012

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

Ugly day

June 20th is national ugly day

“My birthday is on June 20th ugly day”

by Theyluvme September 2, 2021

Ripe Day

The particular day when pimples/boils finally come to head and are ready to be popped.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."

by Angsty Steph September 25, 2020

Beat up your sister day

You've always waited for this moment but you never had the occasion, now you do

Oh where are you sisteeeer, its timeeee, today is beat up your sister day

by Martichucho August 7, 2022

Balls day

The national and international day in which the male genitalia and the gods related to them are worshipped, sacrificed for, sacrificed and came on. In the countries of the Atlantic & Baltimore, it is a national day off for all females. Overall a very sombre day where a lot of Meth is consumed.

Me: "Hey mom can we go to Baltimore for Balls day?"
Mom: "No you disappointment of a human being, leave me alone I'm going out with Derrek for the next few weeks, there's kat food in the basement so STFU."

by Cum-lord-master-dominator-bruh November 8, 2021