My Singing Monsters

a game made by some Canadian people that blew up in 2013, died in 2016, then came back because of "DABLOONS"

Bro #1: Yo, remember My Singing Monsters?
Bro #2: Yeah! Jesus, I haven't heard that name in years...

by The Guy with Bad Explanations! March 30, 2023

word to my mother

Word to my mother somthing the hoodlums say in new york alot to impress di gyals.

word to my mother that gyal is eating it up

by anonymous March 30, 2023

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

My butthole

My butthole, which is sussy bussy jerk berk, is a butthole

"my butthole is aching"

by Bendedan March 31, 2023

My bf

My Boyfriend is the best boyfriend out there. He is tall 😍. And very beautiful. He is really comforting and deserving of love. I want to show him what if feels to be loved. I really miss him but i’ll probably see him tomorrow. I love his personality it’s like we’re perfect for each other<3.

Neli: What are you thinking about?
Me: My bf
Neli: Ughh againnn?!?!
Me: Always

by nikolcheto March 31, 2023

My Avi.

I love you.

You're the very first person to make me feel this way.
I like talking to you,

those late night calls,
unplanned movie night and everything that we do.

I like- no, i love everything about you.
your eyes, your face, your laugh, your cute smile, your sweet and calming voice, your hands waving hi and you singing and talking without knowing you're not muted.

i'm thankful that i've met you, and that i have you.
i love you.

you're my orange person, avi! ^-^
i love you, my avi.

by i'm autumn. April 3, 2023

busting my head

Busting my head

You are really busting my head with that sexy picture

by Busting my head April 3, 2023