Kevin

Kevin is sooo HOT he makes a guy named gabe go wet and bricked He is the hottest person on earth just like trump but not as cool as obama but also cool like a banana but also poopi head like gabe but he is hotter than hot he makes everyone wet even with water :D
Kevin is a hot guy
by Cookingminors May 10, 2022
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Someone who is retarded, dim witted, and generally has problems with mental acuity.
Did you see him hit that parked car in the employee parking lot? He's such a Kevin
by LBC_Andrew October 01, 2023
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Person 1: her look at the new kid, he’s Asian bro
Person 2: bruh, I bet he’s a Kevin
by You mght know me ;0 November 24, 2021
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a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by cherryyujuu April 03, 2022
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A man that looks like a plastic bag filled with water
Is that Kevin or a carnival prize?
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I love kevin
by ANNA AND KAYLA February 04, 2025
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Kevin has a massive wiener. He loves to play golf and eat peanuts. He’s someone who is quiet but when he opens his mouth….. he says ahuahuahua. Kevin is smart…. A smart mouth and has selective hearing. He is Hentai. Also the first sentence is not true
Chanel: have y’all gotten your ass eaten?

Terrance: wtf nooooo

Jason: lmao wtf

Kevin: no but I want to.
by Demon hour November 26, 2021
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