squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Jam Roll

Jam Roll refers to Parole when in prison - and hopefully getting some!

'I'm putting all my hope on Jam Roll this year...'. or, 'he's got no chance of Jam Roll'

by thecleaner March 20, 2022

apricot jam

someone whom is about to end their life

*in bio*

‘apricot jam’
*translates to*
‘i’m hurt and am thinking of taking a long sleep’

by apricots April 19, 2021

Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.

Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass

by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017

nut sack jam

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.

An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.

That idiot just got himself into a nut sack jam.

by Christina1985 December 9, 2017

jam hambler

when you be jam hamblering

I like to indulge in the jam hamblering before bed

by THE jam hambler January 5, 2022

the jam donut

when a man puts jam on his cock and put it in his wife

i did the jam donut with my wife last night

by twattybollocks6969 March 29, 2022