big wood 22

the literal definition of toxic masculinity

wow i wish i was big wood 22

by bigwood22 May 26, 2019

Oil On Wood

Telling someone that they are like "Oil on wood" is like telling someone that they are beautiful and that they stand out in a good way. Putting oil on wood preserves the wood and makes it stand out more so when you say that someone is like "oil on wood" is like telling them that they are preserved and that they look outstanding.

"Oh you look like oil on wood today"

"Wow this dress on you is like oil on wood"

by Szymon.P December 15, 2019

Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 11, 2015

Pull wood

1. To yank your crank.

2. When a woman is looking for a man to have intercourse.

1. He struck out so he's gonna have pull wood.

2. She's going to the club to pull wool.

by Yomamawant1 February 08, 2017

Indio Woods

typically a male with a large penis

“woah! did you see the size of that thing?”
“that must be Indio Woods”.

by elise perella May 09, 2022

area of the woods

The 'hood'. The place you grew up in. Your country area. The terrain you are familiar with.

- What is your area of the woods?

- Boston. I've lived in Boston my whole life.

by cycloid July 28, 2017

wood knocking

An action of hard rubbing to keep your wood empty and fulfilled

Man1: mate why couldn’t you call last night
Man2: sorry mate I was wood knocking

by Ogwoodknocker December 13, 2018