first world flex

Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.

“Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”

by face of mars November 18, 2019

Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

double-half-first-cousin

1- Child of parent’s half-sister and of other parent’s half-brother at the same time.
2- Double-half-pibling's child / Two parents's half-nibling.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents

on the same side (maternal or paternal) or two grandparents from different sides (one maternal grandparent and one paternal grandparent).
4-Double-half-cousin.
5- Double-half-1C.

My double-half-first-cousin is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

sesquiple-first-cousin

1- Child of their parent’s sibling with the other parent’s half-sibling.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
3- Sesquiple-cousin.
4- Sesquiple-1C.
5- Sesqui-first-cousin.
6- Sesqui-1C.

My sesquiple-first-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

Gipsy please
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth

Gazed towards the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

by Death Menace August 31, 2023

First for Women

a woman's magazine published by A360media in the USA. The magazine was started in 1989 by Bauer Media Group.2 In 2011 the circulation of the magazine was 1,310,696 copies

First for Women Amazon. Retrieved January 8, 2016.

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023