When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
by Nman1103 September 27, 2017
Get the Texan Skull Crushingmug. Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.
Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.
Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.
Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"
And you reply with them:
Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"
And you reply with them:
Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"
by apopoltightpoosay March 10, 2023
Get the Your crushmug. An infatuation with a teenie bopper or teeny bopper, a female minor, or anyone at less than or equal to half of your own age. The opposite of a cougar crush.
Thad: Hey Lance, why weren't you at the bars last night?
Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.
Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?
Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.
Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?
by FatPointScheme October 26, 2009
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Get the CRUSHmug.