Thomas

a person who is fat like a
tank and eats a lot of
unhealthy food
Look at those Thomas over there at McDonald’s
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hot guy with huge cock (12 inches)and huge muscles with beautiful eyes
That boy is perfect, he is a Thomas
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Thomas the Train. Usually says the n-word alot. Liker a certain saurus.
"A snitch nigga thats that shit i dont like."
"Niggersaurus"
"Damn Nigga"
"Thomas really likes dinosaurs"
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Look at Thomas
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A god that walks apron you who’s black and has a Afro and is in the sixth grade he beats up a a lil pussy named Luke anjo
Is that Thomas wow number 1
#imagod #dabest
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WARNING, this is biased, very very biased, you have been warned, hush your face.

Likely very smart to a ridiculous degree, with some spectacular insight that you will not see coming especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah. It’s stupid, and sometimes I want to say that he’s stupid when I’m miffed but then I would be a bold faced fucking liar.

Otherwise, to keep this short, the below could very well sum the energy of the Thomas in your life quite well;

*hangs up hat*
Narrator: The FBI kept tabs on him constantly, worried that he’s a communist
*via text*
Me: Thomas, if you’re trying to make me say ‘I’m bad at tech,’ it’s not gunna work. <— (is awful at tech)
The Thomas in question: hehehehaw
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The silliest goofus who tells funny stories with the most gorgeous blue eyes you will ever lay eyes on and laughter like sunshine incarnated.

He’s also hella the fuck smart, like *hello-??* He’s one of the most insightful folks you will meet in the history of ever, especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah.
Slightly anti-social though, and by slightly I mean extremely and by extremely I mean *holy shit*
Me: I might have a slight crush on Thomas
My beloved bsf: *looks me dead in the eyes* do not be a biscuithead, THIS-
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