Simp

When you talk to some bitch instead of playing minecraft with the boys.
Or sit with the same bitch instead of talking to the boys.

Simp: “hey illy how’s your day”
The boys “fuck you you simp”

by Crossifisso Mollica January 29, 2020

Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Kyle is a major simp for ditching us for those hoes.

by The Negotiator 747 July 14, 2020

simp

Anyone named Matthew

"Matthew simp"

by im god May 3, 2020

Simp

Jacob Clark

Dude my penis is so tiny and I look like a simp

by JonasCLark July 8, 2020

Simp

You. You are a simp. Admit it.

Person: Are you a simp?
Person2: yes..

by You don’t 2 know my name February 25, 2021

Simp

A person who searches for 6/10 or under females. These types of people can be very disgruntled at times. You will often see a SIMP on the side begging for some spare coochie. Be warned ugly and underage women!

Jessica: “John DeFrancesco is the biggest simp in the school. He tries to get with all the freshman. Don’t be a SIMP!”

Tiffany: omg he tried getting with my 6 year old cousin yesterday

by IamtheUnknown November 20, 2019

Simp

Joe Mikulski the nice guy that always finishes last

Joe is such a simp.
What a simp doesn’t he realize she’s out of his league!!!

by Suckerforluv May 31, 2022