Put

Hotter than kano and in the top ten most hot men in the universe he is literally hotter than the sun. i love him so much is you get a put as a boyfriend you are rlly lucky never let him go and he will never let you go. If u want a Putt then buy one get one free now at wallmart.
HO HO HO its the hotty named put
by Wah wah baby love you kis kis January 23, 2022
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Put your cat on the mic

when you tell someone when they when someone to tell them someone to when tell them to get more bitches like yknow
by Bennnjie October 13, 2021
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Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.
I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.
by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024
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Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
by tbfc February 23, 2024
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When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut
guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot
by DetIkkeForkert April 8, 2018
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Something you say to someone who is acting like a total bitch; as tho they were on their menstrual and in major bitch mood. Also an inconspicuous way of telling someone that they are being intolerable and that they need to cut that shit out. Cuz it's showing. Put ur period away.
Omg BeckySusan; put your rag in your pocket already. And stop treating everyone like they all just stabbed your Vag. U don't have to be a bitch!
by BeckySusan Ragpocket October 8, 2020
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