internet-lisp

typing with a lisp on a computer to another person.
person 1 - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person 2 - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person 1 - internet-lisp
by babypiratesnapchat2 July 22, 2023
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INTERNET SANDBOX

The QUICKSAND off an EXTRAORDINARY GENIUS but is SANK below HELL FOUNDATION.

Does /LAS VEGAS have the right , no they ignore their very poorly educated people.
Unfortunately accomplishment oriented people who complete their stuff successfully are mired in the ignorance of DEMONSTRATIVE SELF CONVERSING but worse full TARNISHMENT puts me| me into an INTERNET SANDBOX.
Yours truly DAVID CARL DRUMMOND drummed into the JEWUSH HOMODEXUAL PEDOPHILE who is more than eligible for SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY IN CALIFORNIA because he was bullied so badly IN LAS VEGAS to the point of causing him IMPASSE TRAUMA trouble has the right to leave and find peace as a guy very important said to me 'I WANT YOU YO BE HAPPY"

The INTERNET SANDBOX are only for the sophisticated and if GOOGLE wants world peace then HUMAN BEINGS can they stop being SPITEFUL and not set up phony instigation scenarios like LOSER STARBUCKS on CASTRO did as the AI will never advance into the UTOPIA it wants.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE September 09, 2021
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Internet Executor

The authorized person to whom the responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded.
responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded is Internet Executor
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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Internet Secretary

When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.
Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
by J brown. January 06, 2015
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Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.
Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.
by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019
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Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky April 27, 2012
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Thats just the internet

The thing that people say when a fellow person on the internet is just trying to live their lives.
Girl: Why is everyone so mean to me? I didnt join social media for this!
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it
by fantomiscool February 19, 2020
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