similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down
i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it
by weasel May 20, 2005
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by Bruh.........er February 25, 2015
Get the poop jacker mug.The combination of diarrhea and little poo nuggets that are excreted by your anus. Usually caused from excessive eating or drinking.
I woke up this morning from a long night of drinking and had to visit the bathroom to get rid of a batch of poop soup I had been brewing.
by BillBrasky1124 November 14, 2011
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I was hard at work in the sun and had to stick a poop pack up my crack to clean the fromunda cheese out of my ass.
by poop packer March 2, 2010
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D: (comes out of the bathroom), Hey K do you ever sniff your toilet paper after you wipe? You know just to see if there is something wrong with you?
K: Oh my God that is so disgusting you are a poop sniffer...
K: Oh my God that is so disgusting you are a poop sniffer...
by vsecrets April 28, 2006
Get the Poop Sniffer mug.When you shart in the crotch of your underwear and let it dry until it becomes crispy. When peeled from the underwear and kept in one piece it’s resembles the shape of a Pringle chip
by The poop man October 8, 2018
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