by Dd43 May 16, 2016
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"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!
"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!
by Wise-man-errr May 27, 2009
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by Cornholious December 27, 2011
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noun
1. A period of time in which a new skill is being acquired, and you look like a douche trying to figure out how to do it.
2. That part of life, often referred to as adolescence in which one becomes oblivious to the thoughts and feelings of others, have little control over emotions or body responses and sometimes becomes unable to speak, especially in the presence of pretty girls. Though this is a frequently temporary condition, but can lead to more serious conditions (...see douche).
verb
douche phasing
1. The act of being in a douche phase.
noun
1. A period of time in which a new skill is being acquired, and you look like a douche trying to figure out how to do it.
2. That part of life, often referred to as adolescence in which one becomes oblivious to the thoughts and feelings of others, have little control over emotions or body responses and sometimes becomes unable to speak, especially in the presence of pretty girls. Though this is a frequently temporary condition, but can lead to more serious conditions (...see douche).
verb
douche phasing
1. The act of being in a douche phase.
n.
1. "Oh my god, I'm in such a douche phase right now trying to learn how to tie my shoes. I should have learned this when I was in kindergarten with the rest of my shoes. Curse you velcro!!!!!!"
2. "That guy is totally in a douche phase. He just came up to me and drooled on my shoe and walked away. OMFG!"
verb
1. "Holy crap, I am douche phasing so hard right now on GTA. WTF is wrong with me!?!?"
1. "Oh my god, I'm in such a douche phase right now trying to learn how to tie my shoes. I should have learned this when I was in kindergarten with the rest of my shoes. Curse you velcro!!!!!!"
2. "That guy is totally in a douche phase. He just came up to me and drooled on my shoe and walked away. OMFG!"
verb
1. "Holy crap, I am douche phasing so hard right now on GTA. WTF is wrong with me!?!?"
by burfino March 2, 2017
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by Ha.ha. iced tea. Ha.ha September 4, 2019
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by JK1987 June 26, 2016
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-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
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-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play
by I hate you nick December 28, 2021
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