by iyxhz January 21, 2024
Get the bouncing ass mug.During a celebration (ex: Easter) when confetti eggs are involved, and someone cracks one either in your shirt or in your pants, and the confetti trickles down to your ass, leaving sweaty pieces of paper lodged in amazing places.
"dude she got you in the pants"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"
"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"
"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"
by Doinkingthings September 30, 2016
Get the Ass-fetti mug.A very rare condition (that does not exist in real life) where one gluteous maximus muscle is larger than the other.
Though no one has ASS DISPARITY, the thought that someone could have it helps people appreciate how symetrical and perfect Creation is.
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