Dead ass

Commonly confused with “deadass” but it’s completely different. “Dead ass” refers to something that’s not serious.

Beastars is dead ass a bad anime.

by deadhass June 17, 2022

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

Ass Fucker

Sometime who causes a pain in your Ass.

When my dad would punish me. It would be because he it's indeed a Ass Fucker

by A Special Touch March 25, 2021

Ass twizzler

When someone cuts in front of you at a buffet!

You got in front of me and got what was supposed to be MY steak you ass twizzler!

by Popcorndaddy March 4, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.

Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.

"Why did you grab my ass?!"

"It's National Grab Ass Day."

by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 9, 2019

Ass

People with big boi asses

That ass do be big tho

by Ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 24, 2020

Slap Ass September

We doing it a little different this year. Calling all Middle Schools and High Schools! Have fun,and do y'all thing! This the perfect time to go after y'all crush!

Tom: Ayee you heard we doing Slap Ass September all month?
Jeremiah: Yeah I'm slapping every girl ass!

by Ig:itssmee_jaylaa September 15, 2021