Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends

“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

“Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”

by Fanta in my kidneys March 18, 2025

Lauren weaver

Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.

This girl lauren weaver is the queen of alaskin pipe lines

by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025

Feeder Weaver

(in a state with frontage roads, also known as feeder roads) Someone who weaves between the frontage road and on/off ramps during rush hour to avoid traffic but skip the stoplights.

Nothing frustrates me more during rush hour traffic than those entitled feeder weavers; they think they're so much more important than everyone else.

by ginger_snap.13 June 22, 2025

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide flowin in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

Weather Wearer

/ˈweT͟Hər 'werər/ (n.)
A Weather Wearer is somebody who's entire mood is based on the people's moods around them. Easily influenced and easy to be brought to strong emotional states. When other's cry around a Weather Wearer, a Weather Wearer will cry. When they see joy, they will feel joy as well.

Weather Wearer, Weather Wearing, Weather Worn, Weather Wear.

A: "Why are you crying, B?"
B: "I was watching a movie and a sad scene played, so I wept!"
A: "Oh, you're such a Weather Wearer!"

by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025