Fuck-Knuckle

Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.

My boss is a real fuck-knuckle

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Fuck that noise

FTN. Slang for "that's rediculous", or "I'm not buying it".

The autoshop wanted to charge extra for putting air in the tires... I said, "Fuck that noise. I'm not paying for air."

by Btbullet January 2, 2017

fuck it factor

Expressed as a decimal, it is a metric of the likelihood that you will finally say, "fuck it" and give up or quit. Most often used in work situations. 0.1 is considered mild frustration, 0.5 annoyance, 0.8+ violent rage/physical pain. 1.0 is the instant you quit, 2.0 is going postal.

During the company meeting when they said we were all getting pay cuts I was at .98 fuck it factor, but now that I'm at the bar I've mellowed to a .86.

by officemonkey 1840976 October 29, 2009

fuck unit

A unit of measurement that can be made to mean anything. Just like the word fuck.

New York tastes like it's about 50 fuck units away from here.

by preachdumb February 14, 2014

fuck light

A light found on some servers and computer equipment indicating a serious error or "fuck up".

Sysadmin 1: "OHHH SHIT, the fuck light's on on this server!"
Sysadmin 2: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."

by John Walter Smith May 12, 2011

Destination Fucked

A place where you'll find a woman named Sheila surrounded by fire, a kid flipping the bird, and a fat pig, all while she smashes a beer on her head and attempts to skate off of a roof Tony Hawk style, and eats shit.

"By golly Bob, that woman sent herself straight to Destination Fucked after attempting that sad stunt"

by kingfisher93 November 29, 2018

Excuse The Fuck

A simple reaction that describes only question and disgust.

(Warning there were real quotes)
“One time I accidentally nutted in my eye”

“Excuse the fuck”

“You people make me wish I was uncircumcised”
“EXCUSE THE FUCK?!?”

by @W01 October 27, 2020