Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

F-mud

Fuck my useless degree

When you get a liberal arts or social science degree and later realize you made a huge mistake. That's when you scream 😱 f-mud

by Sexydimma December 21, 2022

Mud crab

When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

by Bigboybubblebath March 4, 2022

Alabama Mud Derby

Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter

Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!

by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018

Mud Fin

Mud fin is when someone passes gas, emitting some fecal matter that gets flattened out between their butt cheeks, poking out of the crack like a shark fin.

Steve could tell that last flatulence gave him a mud fin.

by Lazy Reggie August 4, 2013

Mississippi Mud Slide

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.

I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide

by cockspitter July 11, 2023

mud bombing

the act of going to a bathroom stall, then climbing to the top with your ass parallel to the ground. then proceeding to shit into the toilet six feet below making a "mud-bomb."

hey jack, did you just go mud bombing?!?

by jebig mike July 20, 2017