“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

sauna: The first Juvenile discharge release Style

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: sauna: The first Juvenile discharge release Style

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

First Mother

The mother of the president of the US or other head of state

She is the first mother of the President of the US

by Maria F. March 26, 2022

Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

First time Gay

A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity

Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.

by Debon5 June 26, 2024

Gibb's First Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.

Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"

by Slow-winky February 14, 2017