Blood Joint

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...

"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You

by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011

Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock

♪...Has wicked and vicious claws. And if you don’t run right now, you’ll spend Christmas in his jaws!♪

In Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock, it’s not just the Jabberwock, though. It’s also the Wildkin that spawns. Those Jabberwocks are also Scarlet ones named Rudolph and Wildkins look like emperor penguins.

by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.

Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.

by micromoods January 11, 2023

te blood

A statement used to express happiness, especially when good vibrations are in your environment.

izaiah: bro this spliff slaps g im soo fried.
kiyron: te blooddddd!

by Jaqzhino January 29, 2024

Sweet blood

Someone with type 1 or type 2 diabetes.

Grandma is not responding to you because she got the sweet blood!

by Firemanwesl08 January 11, 2025

Blood moon

A different way of saying that someone has started their period.

Did you see how Monica behaving today? I think the blood moon has risen for him

by Pandalord2006 November 19, 2020

blood bog

The act of using a female's period blood as lubrication while fucking them in the ass.

Bro 1: Yo brooo did you see that chick I had over last night?
Bro 2: Yeah bro did you bone her?
Bro 1: The red river was flowing, had to take the dirt road home through a blood bog.
Bro 2: Oh shit.. Nice determination - She had a killer ass.

by Just some fuckboy October 18, 2017