Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

by AmadeuS469 October 25, 2023

First class wanker licker

wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.

This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan

by monos1 February 23, 2018

It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.

John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!

by wjsnoutsold June 03, 2025

first-cousin-2X-removed

First-cousin-twice-removed (1C2R).

My first-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

First Ladies First

motivating and praying with your mother, grandmother, and wifey, at the beginning of each day before anyone else.

The First Ladies First messaging was started by the nation’s most historical figure Jordan Thomas Cooper.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2018

I Drew Baki Hamna Like Anyone Would Expect 《¤{Wacom-Tablet}》: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are in the family of eagles?

Person 1: I Drew Baki Hamna Like Anyone Would Expect 《¤{Wacom-Tablet}》: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025

Kira 'Angie' Cummings; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

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Kira 'Angie' Cummings; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025