Compu-porn

Pornography involving a computer, or any technological products, including microwaves.

Keep your compu-porn off the chat, go make a web series abbout it, or something.

by CCRider345 January 24, 2011

Porn Haircut

A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.

Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut

John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut

by PornHaircut February 10, 2014

Veteran Porn

Any media involving guns, racism, violence, death, patriotism, and the colors red, white, and blue. Usually manifests on the Facebook pages of currently serving and ex-military folks, but can also go as far as published novels or blockbuster movies.

bro1''Have you watched 'Lone Survivor' yet?''
bro2''Nah, I'm not really into veteran porn, I prefer Asians''

by Dorthea Mortilla October 15, 2014

Porn Wormhole

To watch porn videos in a rapid manner until reaching climax. Traveling through the time and space of porn and all it has to offer. Each video is watched for 1 minute until clicking a related video.

I'm going to be late man, I got caught in the porn wormhole for a couple hours.

by Grumblerton September 9, 2015

Porn Challenge

It's were you look at 1 hour of old women Pornography
Without saying Ewe, Disgusting Or vomiting

The Porn Challenge was horrifying

by pussc April 12, 2016

Jungle Porn

When you're referring to the type of porn someone who's wild in bed has watched to become "skilled" in the sack.

Guy #1: "Dude. That girl was such a good lay. Wonder where she learned all that stuff..."
Guy #2: "Well, she either has a lot of practice, or she must've watched a LOT of jungle porn..."

by AELIANA July 24, 2017

porn squared

Porn that is running in the background of adult movie you are supposed to be watching. Also known as porn in porn, double porn, double xxx, and xxx-xxx.

Some dude: Hey Lee, did you see that guy bend that girl over and bang her in the ass.
Lee: Nah man! I missed it. I was watching the porn on the tv that guy had in his office as he was banging the first girl. Damn it! Why is the porn movie playing in the background of another movie always more interesting to me? I think i am addicted to porn squared.

by sam3333444555 March 6, 2019