The south florida drowning

It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)

The south florida drowning

man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial

by Olivetree September 6, 2013

To throw monkeys out of the South Pole

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.

My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.

by Sidam September 7, 2013

south african aussie

A South African person who becomes an Australian citizen after failing the Pencil Test...

WTF Kath you became a south african aussie even though you failed the pencil test.....

by no 1 greek god September 12, 2013

up south

Many residents of Saskatchewan, and in particular, rural residents, use the phrase "up south" instead of 'down south'.

There does not seem to be a distance involved, as in the 'up south' vs. 'deep south' usage in the southern USA.

He's from up south somewhere.

"Where's Beaver Creek?"
"I think it's up south a ways."

by lar3ry June 14, 2011

South Envy

When a man is jealous of another male's well-endowment.

"Dan's so big, he gives all the guys in the locker room south envy."

by Pringl3z October 24, 2011

South Color Guard

They're part of the famous Jaguar Pride marching band. And they're pretty much known to be the hottest group of girls at the school, other than the dance team. Also, just about half of them are known to be loved by one particular section. While LOTS of drama and scandal happens every week, they still come together and perform their very best in the end. The band members are proud to call them apart of the band.

That one particular section: The south color guard is soooo hot!

Other band member: Yeah. Have you seen them perform?? They're AMAZING!!

by AnonymousBaritone:) October 31, 2011

South End Willy

It’s the same as a wet Willy, however, instead of using saliva you use anal matter to lubricate your finger and insert into the ear

Dude I was walkin down the street and I saw my old friend Dave so I shoved my finger up my ass and into his ear giving him the ultimate south end willy

by fecalbandit223556762 February 23, 2023