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knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2015
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Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.
She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.
by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025
mugGet the Back Door Baristamug.

If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023
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door goblins

People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.
Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020
mugGet the door goblinsmug.

Bus Doors

"Did you hear something?"
"No, but maybe you should ask Bus Doors over there."
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2025
mugGet the Bus Doorsmug.

DOORS

by DLaCPR May 1, 2025
mugGet the DOORSmug.

Keep Banging your doors

A term used by prisoners or ex prisoners referring to the awesome load bang you get from slamming your cell/pad’s door. It pisses off the screws/ prison wardens because you can’t not jump/ be scared from it.
Keep banging your doors the boys”. Stop banging the fucking doors!!!”
by ImArascal May 11, 2023
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