Parking The Bus

A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.

Chelsea spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

The 168 Bus

A long bleak depressing bus journey, not to mention the bus stinks of McDonald's food and loud rowdy passengers take this bus with the odd couple who make out in the back of the bus.

The seats are usually covered in gum and snots

A guy named Sebastian had to take this bus home after being ghosted by his lifelong friend Aimee

Paul: Are you catching the 168 bus?

Jeremy: No I'm not, I'm getting a taxi thank god

Sean: I'm getting the 168

Adeel: Ouch, good luck sean

by Unique philosopher December 26, 2024

Bu

Silly little cat. Usually grey or black. Must have a signature bu stache and fluffy white bæws.

This is a fantastic bu. They have such a fine bu stache.

by Weinerdog17 April 12, 2021

wrong bus

A fat looking orangutan that has a crush on Aimee’s dog, Penny. Someone who eats Santa’s cookies off the plate. Someone that noticed that our table is broken. A person that has an obsession with Alyssa’s broken vines. They are attracted to angry gorillas doing the WAP. Overall, they are very annoying people.

Wrong Bus is an orangutan.

by Ryan Sprang The Orangutang November 23, 2021

bop your bus

When you in the mood to vacuum suck some hardcore dick

Hey jerry, want me to bop your bus tonight?

Not tonight amy

by Gosh fiddlesticks April 18, 2017

a bare bure bai bire bu

The mating call of the Romeus Santos bird

Dude, this bird was singing a sick song! It went like, a bare bure bai bire bu

by Roma Santa September 9, 2021

Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.

She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead

by Kbdml March 19, 2022