You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023

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ass crockpocket

Ass crockpocket comes from a few words missed together. This new saying comes from a 'crock pot' mixed with a 'pocket'. Crock pot is used to express something that slow cooks and pocket used in this statement as something that holds. When put with ass this saying refers to someone that slowing holds meat in there ass to cook it.

Nice ass crock pocket faggot you gonna cook dinner in that thing

Damn girl! Can you cook my meat in that ass crockpocket for dinner tonight?

Nice dick want me to pop that into my ass crockpocket?

Nice ass crock pocket faggot you gonna cook dinner in that thing

Damn girl! Can you cook my meat in that ass crockpocket for dinner tonight?

Nice dick want me to pop that into my ass crockpocket?

by Ass crockpocket February 28, 2018

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Ass

The crappy peach-flavoured marshmallows that a certain person brings to lunch one day.

These marshmallows are ass.

by FsFarmer111 June 6, 2022

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Ass-Ash

A celebratory event wherein a lit cigar is put out on a bare ass cheeky one’s friends as a show of camaraderie. Often used to signify great milestones like the birth of one’s child or a wedding.

“What a great bachelor trip! What was your favorite part?”

“Bro it had to be when we Ass-Ashed Mitchell’s left cheek”

by TannerDontChickenOut June 6, 2025

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