50 shades of ass

To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment

*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"

by KurtBrusselsprouts December 13, 2015

Ass guy

A man that loves thick asses on women, and often fantasizes about them

Thigh guy: Look at Rebecca's thick ass thighs!!
Ass guy: Nah, that's not the best part! I could use her ass as a fucking pillow!

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023

Coin Assing

The act of shoving a quarter in the rectal sphincter.

Last week me and Billy engaged in Coin Assing

by Sam from Discord July 18, 2018

ass

ass is a thing in your back when people stick their penis in their asshole and they nut in the hole. Sometimes ass is fat that you want to nut in them like Gracie Bon, and Ice Spice. Ass is sometimes small or big.

ME: Man that ASS is fat as shit bro
Her: HELL YAH GIRL
Me: I'll sperm in that

by BINGGGCHILLINGG!!!! February 7, 2025

Wet ass dobie

The act of having a massive wet cock, term made for people with the names of Chelsea and/ or Nathan

*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”

Man 1: yo isak

Man 2: what’s wrong?

Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.

by Codes&ry November 15, 2020

Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

Ass Crack

The act of putting cocaine in ones asshole and sniffing it out

ME : *SNIFFFF*
ME: Thanks for the ass crack
Hooker: No prob

by ThatOneDud November 5, 2018