Sans

GOD JESUS SPEAKS A language that only the chosen can understand

guy SANS

by sansisgod November 24, 2020

Sans the skeleton

Sans Is a nice outgoin but also very overprotective person, often protective of their brother, they often have a job at a hotdog stand and like winter days and nights.

Person 1: hi

Sans: hello!

Person 1: d i e

Sans the skeleton: n o

by Copper_Wolf December 3, 2020

San Diego Switcheroo

The act of ejaculating in a girl’s nose with the previous assumption it was meant for her mouth.

The other night Todd gave me a San Diego Switcheroo, I’m still launching kids out of my nostrils... it’s been 2 days.

by TheRealSugarMama69 December 5, 2020

Sans

A skeleton from an Indie game called Undertale.

Sans The Skeleton.

by James P. Loianne December 18, 2020

Jerry-San

A stuck-up Asian Mostly those nasty woman who sells houses and pretends to act like an Angry White woman with Blue eyes! She's more towards being a shitty Conservative and love to have Bats mitzvah and hates her siblings for handling the cold hard truth that's She's 100% Egg roll and not a Hamburger! She has anger issues, She loves to poke fun of Retards and for the evening she sleeps with Jewish Guys or Black guys when She's bored and Horny!

Jerry-San is the worst kind of Asian women. They pretend to be Asexual and they are full of shit, They sell houses because they think they can pretend to be a Caucasian person with a fake American Accent. Here's her Conversation with a Typical Young man who's interested in Purchasing a property:

Jerry-San: Hi Happy Holidays and Fuck you for texting me, I'm gonna block your ass
Customer A: What? Really Have a happy new year? Why are you so rude.
Jerry-San: I get what I want, What kind of house you wanna buy?
Customer A: Your so rude and you have an Attitude, is everything okay going on with your life?
*Jerry-San is offended and feels triggered in Anger*

JERRY-SAN IN ANGRY MODE: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR A FUCKING RETARD AND I GET TO CONTROL YOU. I SLEEP WITH JEWISH GUYS EVERY NIGHT SO WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO YOU RETARDED BEANER?

Customer A: Fuck it, You lost a Customer like me. I'm calling my Abogados and have your Ass fired and probably arrested in Prison. See my Attorney in a couple of days!

Jerry-San: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIT! FUCK YOU, DIRTY MEXICAN!

6 months later, Jerry-San has went to a local mental Asylum and burned down a Catholic Church that Customer A goes to every Sunday!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface December 20, 2020

San Pedro Los Angeles California

Homicide and Homelessness.

Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!

The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!

by SouthBayDwee January 5, 2021

Sans the skeleton

A very powerful character in UnderTale, he likes to make puns that his brother The Great Papyrus hates. Sans also appeared in Deltarune.
Quote from Deltarune:"too late. I already befriended your mom last night.

Guy 1: this box weighs a ton!
Guy 2: A skele-ton?
Guy 3: Please no, please don't make puns like Sans the skeleton...

by ARandomFurryBoi January 7, 2021