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State Snob

someone who feels that their state is better then all other states to the point that they have no interest in visiting any other state and in some cases are even OPPOSED to visiting other states because they have deemed them lesser than their own (with the exception of their current state of residence).
“The Californian had no interest in traveling to see me in Boston, and that’s when I realized he was a state snob.”
by Apoochy June 16, 2020
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Penn State

If you go here, absolutely everyone hates you. And your football team chokes every year and we all laugh at you because you swear to be better than everyone. People here are such a cult that they will wait at a satellite campus for two years just to experience Happy Valley.
Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”

Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
by Kidnamedfinger13 January 12, 2025
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United States Ass Sacking

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.
I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.
by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024
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The State Of Vermont's Parade Is A Haunted House For Coding Artisty <3.25ms to 15 Hours> By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
The State Of Vermont's Parade Is A Haunted House For Coding Artisty <3.25ms to 15 Hours> By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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K-State

Where every kid goes that has mommy and daddys money
Mommy daddy pay for my college at k-state because I'm to lazy to work that's what you guys are for.
by Daddys money696969 September 6, 2022
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Athens State University

Athens State University is an Alabama public state university. It was founded on December 9, 1822. Originally, Athens State was four year residential campus with greek life and sports. However, gradually over time they got rid of these and today it is a 2 year upper level only campus.
S1: I'm going to Athens State University!

S2: Isn't that school very boring?
S1: Yes, but I am saving a ton of money! And I can keep my part-time job. Go on buddy, go to your expensive school.
by LittleCheezDog June 2, 2016
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Hawkeye State

The Hawkeye State is a nickname for the state of Iowa. According to the state's tourism web site, "Two Iowa promoters from Burlington are believed to have popularized the name."
Trump won the Hawkeye State both in 2016 and 2020.
by Tropical_Centipede October 9, 2021
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