Van Hoe

Somebody who is an arthoe and has a liking for all things yellow. Especially mustard yellow.

A typical example of a Van Gogh hoe

Did you see her yellow overalls? Such a van hoe.

by Blobthelobhoe September 21, 2018

Hoe Closet

A closet full of clothes that other people (mainly parents) don’t know you own.

“Dude I have a hoe closet full for when I go full hoe mode.”

by extended broom handle June 19, 2020

Party Hoe

A designated person you flirt with, make out with, and possibly fuck during a party. You stay with them pretty much the entire night.

“I think that guy over there is so hot and I’m really drunk and horny right now. I’m going to make him my party hoe for tonight.”

by guccihoe666 February 17, 2020

Hoe Face

Yet another twisted form of endearment, usually given to a girl who a guy is best friends with.

Guy: Hey hoe face. Miss ya around here, hows it going?

Girl: I'm fine, you loser.

by Carleigh135 February 23, 2010

Sports Hoe

This happens when someone decides to keep switching teams for any sport. Just use the name of the sport instead of using "Sports Hoe".

*Fifa*

Dude 1: Damn, Japan lost again...

Dude 2: That's it! I'm done with Japan... Hello South Africa.

Dude 1: Fifa Hoe...

Dude 2: Isn't it "Sports Hoe"?

Dude 1: Sure, idiot...

by King Master Chef November 12, 2010

Dumpster Hoe

A nasty skank that you recently broke up with, and is now dating your best bro

Tyrone: hey man is that your old hoe over there hugging DeShawn? Didn't you just dump her sorry ass?

LeMarcus: Ya that's her. It's only been 3 days and she already slipping tongue with Deshawn

Tyrone: Deshawn is just picking up your old trash fam. She is a real "Dumpster Hoe".

by Savage Cucumber May 19, 2016

Hoe Scale

It's pretty self-explanatory.

A scale in which people rate the appearance of a woman, but instead of (1-10) they use words to replace

Dude, that girl is totally a booty slapper on the Hoe Scale

by slaptackle September 07, 2016