turtle choker

A plastic straw

Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot

by Tree Mugger November 16, 2019

Turtle

A redneck who is obsessed with the infamous moneyminion.

Turtle is obnoxiously obsessed.

by MoneyMinion November 21, 2019

holy yeet turtle

means you yeet a turtle

epic

"HOLY YEET TURTLE"

by ventron500 November 22, 2019

Turtle

Turtle is an animal that is used in the video "I like turtles". It's also a zoober in Zooba (Zoo Battle Arena) that is named Shelly.

You: Bro, look at that girl ! What do you think about her ?!
Friend: I like turtles !

by i am somebody November 24, 2019

turtle leaf

A person that acts like a turtle..and a leaf

Dalton sure is a turtle leaf.

by haleyyydudee November 24, 2019

Turtle

Gunnga bot tyrnan

Turtle is fat

by Jo3Ma ma November 27, 2019

Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"

I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!

by Stygmatik November 27, 2019